Greedy Guts.
I was always quite confused, when in the Brownies we had to work towards our ‘Hostess’ badge. I had been completely onboard with the other more practical badges, such as art, swimming, first aid, but being able to serve tea and cake with skill, never quite made sense to me. Also I remember there being … More Hostess with the Mostess.
I know you’ve all been waiting for it. I know you’ve all been dreaming of it. I know your festive diaries aren’t complete without it… the blow by blow account of… * to be referred to a KLTFCP from this point onwards It is one of the social events of the year (in the same sequin … More The Holidays are coming. KLTFCP!!!
Look guys, I don’t know much, but I know this much, Fact #1 it’s hot, it’s really very very very hot. Fact #2 it’s the weekend The combination of these two things made me want booze and cold booze at that. I was lucky enough to be gifted a Watermelon by Ed Fortune and she … More Who’s your Bahama Mama?
This a really lovely cake I made and you should also make it for several reasons, -it is very delicious -it can’t be long til Great British Bake Off is back so you can make it as your entry for the office ‘charity bake off’ -it will expand your baking repertoire beyond a soggy carrot … More You only get out what you pudding.
So over the past 6 months my baking habits have altered in two ways… 1. When I used to bake, this usually meant reading the instructions whilst a stronger person, (flat mate or boyfriend) did the mixing and me stepping in when they were doing it wrong, exuding some kind of baking superiority because I … More Cake What? Hipster Douche.
…a liturgy of craft misdemeanors.
Fuck Off Bunting. 