Another year, another glorious Eurovision. Other than the perfection of Graham Norton’s banter, my highlights include, the poorly scoring French entry ‘Moustache’ and the smug whistling of Switzerland. Now, say what you will but it was amazing that Conchita Wurst won. Her triumph showed that Europe is becoming more open minded and that a minority of slur flinging … More Waterloo, I was defeated you won the Eurovision Song Contest.